Why we exist

Why we exist

This is a fight between autocracy and democracy.

01
Imagine if we hunted down child predators with Flock and Axon surveillance
like we hunt down immigrants on their way to work.
02
Imagine if we closed billionaire tax loopholes
like we close free school lunch programs.
03
Imagine if we spent as freely on healthcare
as we did on wars that nobody wants.
We don't have a money problem.
We have a priorities problem.
We believethe people we elect work for the people who elected them.
We believea nurse pulling double shifts shouldn't pay a higher tax rate than a billionaire.
We believeyour vote should outweigh their checkbook.
We believeimmigrants aren't the criminals. Donald Trump is.34 felony counts, so far
We believea red hat should stand for the truth.
So we took it back.A third of every one we sell goes to the people fighting for all of the above.

How this works

01
Pre-order now.

If we sell 2,000 hats by Thanksgiving, November 26, the run is funded and every hat ships by January 20, 2027. Two years in. Wear it on the anniversary. If we miss, every dollar comes back to you.

02
A third goes to a nonprofit.

33 percent of every hat sold goes to one organization: $15.79 on a single, $28.54 on a pair. We haven't picked it. You will. Three auction hats, No. 0086, No. 4786, and No. 8647, go to the same organization, 100 percent.

03
You vote.

On January 20, 2027, every sponsor gets a ballot. One vote per hat. Rank a vetted slate. On February 3 we publish the results and cut the check in public.

[X,XXX] of 2,000 hats funded
[XX] days left
Live counter. Updates with every order.
Lock in your number.
Pre-order now. If we don't reach 2,000 hats by Thanksgiving, you're refunded in full, shipping included.
8,647
hats total. Not one more. When they're gone, Project 001 is over.
for sale as singles or pairs, numbered No. 0048 through No. 8646 and drawn at random.
8,597
50
never go on sale. No. 0001 through 0047 belong to the Founding 47, who keep that number on every drop we ever make. No. 0086, No. 4786, and No. 8647, the last one made, are auctioned by the nonprofit you choose, 100 percent to them.
of every hat sold, held in a separate account until the vote closes.
33%

What 8647 means

Two numbers. Two definitions each. One sentence.
86
eighty-six, verb. Also 86'd, 86ing.
The dictionary version

1. To refuse to serve (a customer); to eject or ban. 2. Broadly, to eject, dismiss, or remove (someone). 3. To reject, discontinue, or get rid of (something). American soda-counter and bar slang from the 1930s, probably rhyming slang for nix, "to veto or reject." First used as a verb in the 1950s, originally for cutting off a drunk. Merriam-Webster

In plain English

It's what the bartender does when you've had enough. Cut off. Out the door. Not welcome back.

47
forty-seven, noun.
The civics version

The 47th President of the United States, inaugurated January 20, 2025. The second person to hold the office in two non-consecutive terms, after Grover Cleveland (22nd and 24th). The first to take the oath as a convicted felon, on 34 counts. Impeached twice, acquitted twice. See The Record.

In plain English

Him. The guy on the hat.

47: the first wannabe dictator-in-chief who needs to be 86'd.

From office. By vote, by law, by the Constitution. That's what the word means, and that's what we mean.

For the record: in April 2026 the Justice Department indicted a former FBI director over an "86 47" post, relying on a "kill" sense of the word that Merriam-Webster says is too recent and too rare to enter in the dictionary. We use the one that's been in the dictionary since 1942. FactCheck.org

The full glossary: treason, fascism, oligarchy, kakistocracy
Flip it over

Inside every hat: a number nobody else has.

A woven label sewn inside the front, right behind the brim. "8647 · FUCK TRUMP" is woven tone-on-tone across it, so you see it up close and nobody else does. Main-run numbers are drawn at random, so any hat could be the one.

The Founding 47 get gold labels and keep their number on every drop. The three auction hats get red ones.

Main runrandom, 0048 to 8646
THE 8647 COALITION
No.3291
DRAWN AT RANDOM. NUMBERED FOREVER.
OF8647PROJECT 001
Founding 470001 to 0047
THE 8647 COALITIONFOUNDING 47
No.0012
YOUR NUMBER ON EVERY DROP. FOREVER.
OF8647PROJECT 001
Auction0086, 4786, 8647
THE 8647 COALITIONAUCTION
No.8647
THE LAST ONE MADE. SOLD FOR THE CAUSE.
OF8647PROJECT 001
Every hat is one of 8,647.
Numbered label, metallic gold 86-47, and a pocket Constitution inside. Never restocked.

You buy.
You decide.

On January 20, 2027, two years to the day after the inauguration, every sponsor gets a ballot by email. One vote per hat. You rank a slate of organizations we've vetted for one thing: they fight the slide into oligarchy and authoritarianism, and they'll take the money. Each Founding 47 holder can nominate one organization to the slate, and every nominee is vetted the same way. Votes are counted ranked-choice, so the winner has a true majority, and that organization gets the donation and every auction dollar.

The slate is announced January 20. Voting runs 14 days. On February 3 the results, the total, and a photo of the giant check all go up on the Vote page.

Three hats, No. 0086, No. 4786, and No. 8647, go to the winning organization to auction. 100 percent of the hammer price is theirs. We don't touch it.

Jan 20
Ballots go out. Slate announced.
14 days
Voting open. Ranked choice.
Feb 3
Results posted. Giant check cut in public.
Buy a hat. Cast a vote.
Every hat carries one vote on where the money goes. Voting opens January 20, 2027.

About

Our mission

Take back the red hat. Keep the record straight. Fund the people defending American democracy.

We're not a brand. We're people who got tired of one red hat owning the whole color. We're here to bring some respect back to wearing one.

The 8647 Coalition puts money and visibility behind the opposition to the oligarchic mess running this country. We make things that say what most people already think, hand a third of every sale plus every auction dollar to organizations doing the actual work, and let our sponsors pick which ones.

We're a nonprofit. Every dollar that isn't donated outright makes the hats, ships them, keeps The Record running, and funds the next project. Our founder draws a salary set by the board, not by himself, and it's public: nonprofits file a Form 990 every year, and we'll post ours right here. Nobody gets rich off a red hat.

The board
The founder at his college graduation, face blurred
The founder
Founder and Director
An American patriot whose family has been on this land for more than 600 years. We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us. Sits out every board vote on his own pay.
S.W.
Board member
West Linn and Lake Oswego businesswoman and entrepreneur. Seventy-plus and proud to be part of this movement. Out protesting every weekend with her signature signs, and she embroidered the first batches of Project 001 herself.
[Seat open]
Two more seats being filled.

Anti-MAGA. Anti-fascist. Pro-truth. That's the whole platform.

FAQ

Where does the money go?

33 percent of every hat sold sits in a separate account until the vote closes on February 2. Then it goes to the winner, in one check, photographed and posted here. The three auction hats are sold by that organization directly, 100 percent to them.

Why 33 percent and not more?

Because the rest keeps The 8647 Coalition itself running: the hats, The Record, and the next project. A third of every sale plus every auction dollar goes straight to another organization doing the work. We publish all of it, including our own books.

Why don't you just name the nonprofit now?

Because it's your money and your call. Also because a lot of these organizations can't put their name next to a hat that says what ours says, and we'd rather give them the money than the headache.

Why 8,647?

If you have to ask, ask a friend. Or scroll up.

Why $86.47?

Same reason. And the single is $47.86: same numbers, other way around.

Can I pick my numbers?

No. Every hat in the main run gets a random number from 0048 to 8646, so anyone could pull a 1776 or a 4700. The Founding 47 keep 0001 to 0047, and 0086, 4786, and 8647 are made separately for the auction.

What's Project 002?

Designed, not announced. It unlocks when 001 funds. Subscribe.

What if you don't hit the goal?

Every dollar refunded to the card you paid with, no questions. We'd rather not make 2,000 hats than make them badly.

When does it ship?

If we fund by Thanksgiving, hats ship by January 20, 2027, two years to the day after the inauguration. Tracking the day it leaves.

What's the Founding 47?

Forty-seven Founding Seats at $8,647 each. A Seat claims one number from 0001 to 0047 for every drop we ever make, a Founders package of hats, apparel, and extras, two hats and a pair of surprise gifts with every future drop, and the right to nominate one organization to every sponsor-vote slate. Seats can be resold, and are paid by card or crypto. See the Founding 47.

What does shipping cost?

Nothing in the U.S. on a pair or more (orders of $86.47 and up). A single hat ships for $9.86 in the U.S., any order with a hat ships for $21.86 internationally, and add-ons on their own ship for $4.86. Why so much? Thank Trump: his tariffs and his war drove up the cost of shipping everything. Add a third hat to a pair and it rides along free too.

Can I give it as a gift?

Yes. Every order comes with a printable card showing your two hat numbers, so there's something to open on the day. The hats ship by January 20.

Returns?

Unworn, 30 days, full refund. Damaged on arrival, send a photo, we replace it.

Who are you?

Real American patriots from all over the country, organized as an American nonprofit. Meet the board and the sponsors.

Still reading? Your number is waiting.
Every hat ships by January 20, 2027. The pair ships free in the U.S.